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My Imaginary Reality
...sometimes life doesn't seem "real"
Created on 2005-12-16 07:09:53 (#9040480), last updated 2008-01-13
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Basic Info| Name: | imagnaryreality |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1969-11-17 |
| Location: | Madison, Tennessee, United States |
| Website: | My Myspace |
BioI mainly write about my children, or the drama that is my life. LOL I am a 38 year old mother of 3 WONDERFUL children and 2 amazing step children. I live in Nashville Tennessee. I absolutely adore all animals, especially reptiles and my white boxer, Rhiannon, who is like another child to me. I am sick, twisted, demented, perverted, opinionated, honest, blunt, open minded, and emotional...and those are my good qualities! LOL I do not censor what I write about and do not want nor need anyone to request that I do, so if you are planning on adding me as a friend, keep that in mind.
I train earthworms for fishing tournaments, I am a part time bouncer for chuckie cheese...I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I woo men with my sensuous and goddesslike trombone playing. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have per-formed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Juliette, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
REFERENCES:
Mom
My imaginary friend
I train earthworms for fishing tournaments, I am a part time bouncer for chuckie cheese...I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I woo men with my sensuous and goddesslike trombone playing. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have per-formed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Juliette, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
REFERENCES:
Mom
My imaginary friend
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Joelton Elementary School - Nashville, TN (1975 - 1983)Whites Creek Comprehensive High School - Nashville, TN (1984 - 1988)
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